I mean thanks Internet for that second word. What are you even doing?
My Mom and Dad about to head to work. Yes, they are professional clowns.
They are the best parents/clowns ever!
Sam doesn’t get as much lovin’ as he should. So here he is, all baby-faced.
There is a picture of my dad on...
so effing happy you guys. got this mug from Hampton Court today for 99 MOTHERFUCKING PENCE. damn straight. now i’m christening it with camomile tea...
anyone who says that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels is an uncultured swine
This is how I’ll be celebrating when I’m done with finals.